spring break is over
back in oakland to the sound of bart trains, squealing tires and my stomach lining consuming itself. vacation from reality was a good one. recap to follow someday this week.
are you afraid of the dark?
a month ago i went home and made an off-handed remark to a friend about my husband’s fear of walking downhill in the rain. i flippantly said it was his biggest fear, which my friend heartily disagreed could be the case, and it caused me to think seriously about what his biggest fears are. i was able to quickly compose a list, which made me feel good because what kind of wife would i be if i...
"They did not issue any findings on whether this... →
hold on, hold on, hold on… the olive garden cooking school from the TV commercials MIGHT NOT BE REAL!? CNN TOOK TIME TO INVESTIGATE? i just assumed it was fake because it was, you know, from an ad on television for a restaurant that uses the god-awful portmanteau of “hospitaliano” in their sloganeering. and yet it appears that this fabled land of tomatoes and noodles is indeed...
pauljay: Americans like to make fun of Florida for containing such a high concentration of corrupt politicians, drug addicts, empty-headed rich people, and snake-handling hillbilly zealots. What we don’t realize is that the U.S.A. is the world’s Florida.
ohmygod ms. jones, is your watch a g-shock?!– every child in the history of the world that looks at my left wrist
Man ‘Engulfed In Flames’ At San Francisco Porn... →
this really deserves much more explanation that is even attempted here. i’m gonna go with smoking in the nudie booth…
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
KG’s Top Five Elaborate Interview Metaphors →
the man has a way with words.
at bat music
watching the a’s/twins it has come to my attention that mlb has licensed “all of the lights”, but specifically play the rihanna part. if i were the audio director for a national league team, i’d get that shit queued up every time the dodgers were in town and wait for matt kemp to come up to the plate. then right as the first pitch to him is released, i’d hit play and...